My grandfather went to great lengths
To acquire the Imperial Leather soap
– a rarity and a wasteful luxury
In our eighties Marathi-tongued
Kannada town –
Indian soaps, he said, were hard
And abrasive and smelled
Too much of jasmine or rose.
The soap had a sticker on it
And when one was worn down
A new one was pressed onto its slivers
Sticker and all;
Bar upon new bar of soap
Went into the dish
Until the whole thing was reduced
To an unholy lump scattered with
Black and red stickers.
‘Does it’ I asked him, ‘make our skin like leather?’
‘It is lather misspelt’ he said.
‘The English are bad spellers.’
I think my grandfather was an imperialist.